Latest Bullshit
After the Asshole Rapture: a World without Bullshit, for a bit…
The Asshole Rapture The Asshole Rapture is a mythical cosmic event wherein all the assholes are suddenly taken from the earth overnight. Not leaving all that many folks, to be honest. But we can visualize the world afterward. Picture zombie apocalypse. Without...
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The Evolution of Complex Bullshit Forms
Complex bullshit forms developed in lockstep with our own evolution as a species. As societies become more advanced, so all the bullshit surrounding said society becomes more complicated. This seems to be a universal law, but it seems to me that we could have an...
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A Tale of Sparks and Meatbots
But what is a spark? What is a meatbot? And together they make something that is more than animal but not quite divine, often not even close.
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Dialog in Eternity: Pastor Dave meets the Great Kahoolie
What happens when a fictional cleric dies stupidly and meets his fictional deity in this fictional tale that doesn’t resemble any reality we know of.. *tic* *tic*
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Connected Bullshit in the Age of Doodads
Ages coming and going Bullshit ages are passing by pretty fast these days. As a result of the whole collective knowledge thing, we went really quickly from The Industrial Bullshit Age to the Nuclear Bullshit Era to the Doodad Bullshit Era. Oh sure, we kept the nuclear...
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Religious Bullshit
Do you want to know one of the most fascinating things about religious bullshit? Beyond the fact that there's so much of it, anyway? It's that you can make new religious bullshit out of just about any combination of any other religious bullshit there is out there. The...
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Essential Bullshit: The Bullshit Bag
The Bullshit Bag is an abstraction, A metaphorical sack for all your bull. You know, the nice eco-friendly brown paper ones with the handle? Yeah, one of those. You can decorate it with stickers if you like. The bag plays an important role in the Bullshit Manifesto,...
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A Trip to the Circus: The Difference between Politics and Government
You ever been to the circus? You go to the circus because you know you’re going to see crazy shit that you’re just not going to see anywhere else.
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Primal Bullshit: Humans and the Beginning of Bullshit
So I ask, what is a human but a divine spark bound to a meatbot by the intricate skein of life that permeates each one of us and connects everything and everyone to everything and everyone else, Life that resonates and radiates with blinding glory through the cosmos from this sphere majestic we call earth.
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Welcome to the Bullshit Manifesto
What the hell is this anyway? The Bullshit Manifesto is a collection of metaphorical essays and random observations on the nature and variation of bullshit. It is a catalog of musings on the types and taxonomies of bovine excrement laid bare and spread out for your...
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